What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 09:05

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.